Tuesday, November 04, 2003
The 18th Post - OMB I missed typing one heading???!!! What is the Sooki world coming toOoooooOOoooo???
Torrential Rain? Tidal Waves? Destruction? No. Far, far worse fate is in store............ Such as the delightful curiosity that is Instructions and Warnings.
Upon opening more shiny newness of goodies purchased with that horrible thing called Munny (check out Kingdom Hearts and their hunny munny.........*_*) [back to the storytelling] we find that we not only receive a shiny newness of a new package with a nice smelly plastic newness fresh out of the box kinda scent BUT [as cool as it is] INSTRUCTIONS AND WARNINGS titled............... NOTHING - NO TITLE..... but back to the real issue...
Interlude
teh piggeh, teh piggeh hates the giraffe of eeeveeel
teh piggeh he tardor the giraffe until it stops making that awful noise *huraragh*
*please get Madadric to demonstrate - remember it's his plushy and teh piggeh doesn't exist*
Anyyyyyyway back to the story.....
The list goes on to basically give you general instructions for use. I like the word "general" - it describes this fascinating piece of ENGRISH to a tee. So here goes: at first I was excited coz of this first line thinking it may be like a real disco dance floor or club;
= There is maybe have some white powder on the surface of the product, please wipe off by a piece of soft cloth.
But then I got distracted by the next few lines - I have no industrious creative skills, nor labourers skills NOR do I know any fella called DON the removalist:
= Make sure to pave the cushion.
= Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
= Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case tumbled by it.
The next few technical line were a bit to technical and I know that you have to get technical techy things right coz it's all spelled out clearly and specifically. I would never think about demolishing an accessory, it may be back in fashion next season but I DON"T connect with suppliers like that - I'm not that type of gurl:
= High technology product, do not apart, separate or fix it anyway. Or the damage cannot be guaranteed.
= Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from fireplace.
= If this product can't work well, please connect with your supplier directly.
I was also thinking of playing totem tennis with it on the grass or see if it wanted a coffe up on the corner one Sunday until I read as follows - oh - btw - where is that fuse box......:
= This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occasions.
= Please shut off the power before removing this product.
I didn't get the spirit level out or the sandblaster but I did have to pack away my dancing stilettos :P Be warned, the mat may have a rotating blade underneath - Watch out for your toesies
= Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
= Do not wear sharp shoes when using it, that may cause damage to the product.
= When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
= Strong jump or shake may cause influence to the video and audio output.
And to make sure it's a positive happy warm fuzzies note to go out with it considerately sez:
= Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW <^_^>
Torrential Rain? Tidal Waves? Destruction? No. Far, far worse fate is in store............ Such as the delightful curiosity that is Instructions and Warnings.
Upon opening more shiny newness of goodies purchased with that horrible thing called Munny (check out Kingdom Hearts and their hunny munny.........*_*) [back to the storytelling] we find that we not only receive a shiny newness of a new package with a nice smelly plastic newness fresh out of the box kinda scent BUT [as cool as it is] INSTRUCTIONS AND WARNINGS titled............... NOTHING - NO TITLE..... but back to the real issue...
Interlude
teh piggeh, teh piggeh hates the giraffe of eeeveeel
teh piggeh he tardor the giraffe until it stops making that awful noise *huraragh*
*please get Madadric to demonstrate - remember it's his plushy and teh piggeh doesn't exist*
Anyyyyyyway back to the story.....
The list goes on to basically give you general instructions for use. I like the word "general" - it describes this fascinating piece of ENGRISH to a tee. So here goes: at first I was excited coz of this first line thinking it may be like a real disco dance floor or club;
= There is maybe have some white powder on the surface of the product, please wipe off by a piece of soft cloth.
But then I got distracted by the next few lines - I have no industrious creative skills, nor labourers skills NOR do I know any fella called DON the removalist:
= Make sure to pave the cushion.
= Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
= Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case tumbled by it.
The next few technical line were a bit to technical and I know that you have to get technical techy things right coz it's all spelled out clearly and specifically. I would never think about demolishing an accessory, it may be back in fashion next season but I DON"T connect with suppliers like that - I'm not that type of gurl:
= High technology product, do not apart, separate or fix it anyway. Or the damage cannot be guaranteed.
= Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from fireplace.
= If this product can't work well, please connect with your supplier directly.
I was also thinking of playing totem tennis with it on the grass or see if it wanted a coffe up on the corner one Sunday until I read as follows - oh - btw - where is that fuse box......:
= This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occasions.
= Please shut off the power before removing this product.
I didn't get the spirit level out or the sandblaster but I did have to pack away my dancing stilettos :P Be warned, the mat may have a rotating blade underneath - Watch out for your toesies
= Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
= Do not wear sharp shoes when using it, that may cause damage to the product.
= When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
= Strong jump or shake may cause influence to the video and audio output.
And to make sure it's a positive happy warm fuzzies note to go out with it considerately sez:
= Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW <^_^>
// posted by Sooki Monster @ 10:31 PM 
