Wednesday, July 28, 2004
U get out what u put in.....
Post number.......... hang on............. just checking................ myeh..........
Announcing post number 48 - it's nearly over the hill, but life's supposed to start in 2 more blogerthdays.
Hey - the joys of suburbia. I guess you can't pick ur neighbours - but you try to pick a neighbourhood.
Frankly. I don't appreciate the humour of others at times. Especially when that humour is to leave
A CONDOM IN YOUR MAIL BOX!!!!
Surprise delivery from the postman perhaps? I guess he must be outdoing the milk man these days with procreating............I mean....... mail distribution.
Well, if those of you who wouldn't appreciate a small rubbery thing left inside ur box............. you can appreciate that I didn't inspect too much to see if it was used or not. I am quite glad it wasn't a letter bomb - could have been a very very messy fawkboom.
Beware of strange condom weilding posties - they can strike at any time - they may even be funded by a latex company that sounds similar to A**hole............
-_-' I'm thankful it didn't have written on it a name like "Robert" or it could have been fatal
Announcing post number 48 - it's nearly over the hill, but life's supposed to start in 2 more blogerthdays.
Hey - the joys of suburbia. I guess you can't pick ur neighbours - but you try to pick a neighbourhood.
Frankly. I don't appreciate the humour of others at times. Especially when that humour is to leave
A CONDOM IN YOUR MAIL BOX!!!!
Surprise delivery from the postman perhaps? I guess he must be outdoing the milk man these days with procreating............I mean....... mail distribution.
Well, if those of you who wouldn't appreciate a small rubbery thing left inside ur box............. you can appreciate that I didn't inspect too much to see if it was used or not. I am quite glad it wasn't a letter bomb - could have been a very very messy fawkboom.
Beware of strange condom weilding posties - they can strike at any time - they may even be funded by a latex company that sounds similar to A**hole............
-_-' I'm thankful it didn't have written on it a name like "Robert" or it could have been fatal
Saturday, July 24, 2004
My sides might split if I laugh too much
Post numbero 47
I had a nice ride the other weekend. It was quite interesting. I had a great time at the coast in the sun with the ocean view to greet me in the morning. I rolled over and looked at my boyf in the morning light filtering through the thin curtains........
Ahhhhh peacefulness and tranquility on a mini kind of impulsive weekend trip to the beach. Played with the dog, looked at the local shops - very nice, very relaxing.
Then it was a trip to the hospital with a courtesy ride in a meat wagon due to severe stomach pains. No, I was not pregnant and didn't realise I was giving birth. I was kept in for observation, and it was scary, I've never been to hospital before - especially not in an ambulance.
The perks of the trip - realising I can't eat too much food when I have been practically starving myself from fear of eating something that will make me sick, finding out I am not dying and the happy gas they gave me in the ambulance.....
The down side to the trip - I was found rolling on the toilet floor in agony with a really snotty nose (very very unglamarous), the pain of my stomach and finding that I wouldn't get in for emergency surgery unless I was dying.
The ambulance people were very nice, very professional and very pleasant to talk to once I could manage to talk properly and breathe at the same time.
Yes, I feel the immortality and invincibility of my youth has passed considerably in the past 3 months.
Welcome to the adult existence of ageing.
I had a nice ride the other weekend. It was quite interesting. I had a great time at the coast in the sun with the ocean view to greet me in the morning. I rolled over and looked at my boyf in the morning light filtering through the thin curtains........
Ahhhhh peacefulness and tranquility on a mini kind of impulsive weekend trip to the beach. Played with the dog, looked at the local shops - very nice, very relaxing.
Then it was a trip to the hospital with a courtesy ride in a meat wagon due to severe stomach pains. No, I was not pregnant and didn't realise I was giving birth. I was kept in for observation, and it was scary, I've never been to hospital before - especially not in an ambulance.
The perks of the trip - realising I can't eat too much food when I have been practically starving myself from fear of eating something that will make me sick, finding out I am not dying and the happy gas they gave me in the ambulance.....
The down side to the trip - I was found rolling on the toilet floor in agony with a really snotty nose (very very unglamarous), the pain of my stomach and finding that I wouldn't get in for emergency surgery unless I was dying.
The ambulance people were very nice, very professional and very pleasant to talk to once I could manage to talk properly and breathe at the same time.
Yes, I feel the immortality and invincibility of my youth has passed considerably in the past 3 months.
Welcome to the adult existence of ageing.
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Ohhhh - Yeaaaaaaaaa - I gotta have it - or u don't get it
Post number 46 - very very long fence
This is my battle cry: if you hear it, run for the luv of potatoes.
This is my battle cry: if you hear it, run for the luv of potatoes.
