Thursday, October 21, 2004
Rules are like tampon strings - not meant to be broken
Special Postu number one!! - but it really is Post Number 57 (first specialu edition)
THE RULES
1. Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
3. You'll update your LJ (or blogger account) with the five questions answered.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
The requisitions:
Tone*star
1. If you could invert any two colours of our natural environment - what would they be and why?
2. Out of all the things could you change about yourself - how would you explain it to others in a metaphoric way?
3. What is your idea of the world's greatest invention and what you could do to improve it?
4. Do you envy that animals can clean their bottoms with their tongue? Do you think that it's environmentally friendly, in relation to toilet paper consumption wastage, that humans should learn this cleaning technique?
5. What is the most important facet in a person so after you first meet them you would talk to them at another time?
Zenslave
1. What is the colour of your dreams? What kind of sounds and shapes appear in colour?
2. What is the funniest moment of your career that made you laugh and cry involuntarily at the same time?
3. Do you have obscure thoughts of someone who has a cowlick on their forehead that makes you wanna give them hair gel? what kind of thoughts and why?
4. For breakfast, not including midnight snacks or scooby snacks, what is your favourite food and how do you prepare it so it's appetising?
5. How long does it take you to think of a feeling? How long after a moment does it take you to realise your feeling?
Adventures of LexOnline
1. Do you really want 5 questions?
2. Do you REALLY want 5 questions?
3. Do you REALLY WANT 5 questions?
4. Do you REALLY want 5 QUESTIONS?
5. Would you like me to ask something different for the 5 questions?
okay, serious lot this time for the Lexu
Lex
1. What is the colour of your favourite part of the day?
2. Can you ever say you've had a NDE? What was the NDE?
3. Can you pin point an emotion that has been life changing and still negates any logical thinking in decision making?
4. If you could be reincarnated as an animal, what kind and what do you see the benefits of the experience to your self development as a person?
5. What movie have you watched and thought to aspire to live that kind of camera lens portrayal of reality/fantasy?
Don't forget to answer the questions on your own blog!!!!!! Links are provided on the questions and under the links menu!!!! Also don't forget to post the rules when referencing to the 5 questions game!!!
Lucky last question. If I call you, and then say Seven Days, will this become a modern chain curse or do I have to fall down a well first?
Enjoy <(^;^)> myo
THE RULES
1. Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
3. You'll update your LJ (or blogger account) with the five questions answered.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
The requisitions:
Tone*star
1. If you could invert any two colours of our natural environment - what would they be and why?
2. Out of all the things could you change about yourself - how would you explain it to others in a metaphoric way?
3. What is your idea of the world's greatest invention and what you could do to improve it?
4. Do you envy that animals can clean their bottoms with their tongue? Do you think that it's environmentally friendly, in relation to toilet paper consumption wastage, that humans should learn this cleaning technique?
5. What is the most important facet in a person so after you first meet them you would talk to them at another time?
Zenslave
1. What is the colour of your dreams? What kind of sounds and shapes appear in colour?
2. What is the funniest moment of your career that made you laugh and cry involuntarily at the same time?
3. Do you have obscure thoughts of someone who has a cowlick on their forehead that makes you wanna give them hair gel? what kind of thoughts and why?
4. For breakfast, not including midnight snacks or scooby snacks, what is your favourite food and how do you prepare it so it's appetising?
5. How long does it take you to think of a feeling? How long after a moment does it take you to realise your feeling?
Adventures of LexOnline
1. Do you really want 5 questions?
2. Do you REALLY want 5 questions?
3. Do you REALLY WANT 5 questions?
4. Do you REALLY want 5 QUESTIONS?
5. Would you like me to ask something different for the 5 questions?
okay, serious lot this time for the Lexu
Lex
1. What is the colour of your favourite part of the day?
2. Can you ever say you've had a NDE? What was the NDE?
3. Can you pin point an emotion that has been life changing and still negates any logical thinking in decision making?
4. If you could be reincarnated as an animal, what kind and what do you see the benefits of the experience to your self development as a person?
5. What movie have you watched and thought to aspire to live that kind of camera lens portrayal of reality/fantasy?
Don't forget to answer the questions on your own blog!!!!!! Links are provided on the questions and under the links menu!!!! Also don't forget to post the rules when referencing to the 5 questions game!!!
Lucky last question. If I call you, and then say Seven Days, will this become a modern chain curse or do I have to fall down a well first?
Enjoy <(^;^)> myo
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Go on, aks me - u know u 1-2
Post number, hang on.... checking...... well, the previous one was about the 5 questions, and it was at 55, so that makes this...... *counts on fingers*........ oooh NUMBER 56!!
OK
5 QUESTIONS GAME
I have aksed for 5 questions from Mr Rattay of Zenslave blogginess - as he had asked for 5 questions from an acquaintance of his own. But this is a bad explanation of the question game.
I aksed for 5 questions from Mr Rattay
I received 5 questions (and only 5 questions) from Mr Rattay
I answered the 5 questions from Mr Rattay personally, truthfully, mostly wholly
and now for the fun bit! tee hee
It is now up to you, of your own choice and discretion, of course, to aks me, via my bloggy comments seen as I have bothered to update the template *COMMENT YOU FUGGERS!*, for 5 questions that you need to answer on your blog personally, truthfuly and mostly wholly.
So in brief I was aksed 5 Qs, I A'd the 5 Qs, U gotta aks me for ur 5 Qs.
Simple.
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
*subliminal motivation mantra*
ps: this is not a chain mail thingy unless I am totally mistaken and mislead and if it eventuates to be the truth I would feel entirely and completely gutted and would have to repent and poonish the horrible, HORRIBLE, person that has encouraged me to participate in this. Any comments that do not receive a reply or requisitioned questions or are irrelevant to the aforementioned post will be ignored and no interjection or argument will be entered into upon complaint submission from hereonin or thereafter.
pps: I take no responsibility or liability for events, occurances, conversations that are previous, present or post to the beforementioned question requisition, real or imagined..........
ppps: Goddamit, just comment and aks me for the damned quesions; and quit reading!!!!
OK
5 QUESTIONS GAME
I have aksed for 5 questions from Mr Rattay of Zenslave blogginess - as he had asked for 5 questions from an acquaintance of his own. But this is a bad explanation of the question game.
I aksed for 5 questions from Mr Rattay
I received 5 questions (and only 5 questions) from Mr Rattay
I answered the 5 questions from Mr Rattay personally, truthfully, mostly wholly
and now for the fun bit! tee hee
It is now up to you, of your own choice and discretion, of course, to aks me, via my bloggy comments seen as I have bothered to update the template *COMMENT YOU FUGGERS!*, for 5 questions that you need to answer on your blog personally, truthfuly and mostly wholly.
So in brief I was aksed 5 Qs, I A'd the 5 Qs, U gotta aks me for ur 5 Qs.
Simple.
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
*subliminal motivation mantra*
ps: this is not a chain mail thingy unless I am totally mistaken and mislead and if it eventuates to be the truth I would feel entirely and completely gutted and would have to repent and poonish the horrible, HORRIBLE, person that has encouraged me to participate in this. Any comments that do not receive a reply or requisitioned questions or are irrelevant to the aforementioned post will be ignored and no interjection or argument will be entered into upon complaint submission from hereonin or thereafter.
pps: I take no responsibility or liability for events, occurances, conversations that are previous, present or post to the beforementioned question requisition, real or imagined..........
ppps: Goddamit, just comment and aks me for the damned quesions; and quit reading!!!!
Monday, October 11, 2004
Five Questions =- the Peep Show
1. If your life was a game, what would it be? Describe this in detail,
including how the game would be packaged, what the target demographic is,
and what platform it is ideally played on.
including how the game would be packaged, what the target demographic is,
and what platform it is ideally played on.
- My Game would be ALTopia - the alternate life in your Utopia
- It would be an action RPG - fully 3d; vast, expansive, interactive environments with seasons and night & day, emotions and mood expressed from chara interactions.
- Your chara would be born or created, depending on your make.
- It's your Utopia so you set your limits, you push your boundaries.
- Target demographic is RPG gamers that want more than to speak with NPCs all day.
- My platform would be bio-intergrated chips - plugging directly into the dream centre of the brain - full dream immersion into the subconscious to find your ultimate utopia ideal.
2. What was your favourite book when you were a kid and why?
The Highway Man - the tragic love story of a highway bandit and his downfall being his love of a simple innkeepers daughter without the romeo & juliet cliche bullshit. The fact that a young girl's love and humilation led her to pull a trigger on a gun - back then guns would have been pretty explody messy - I wonder if she died soon after shooting herself. The illustrations were done on black paper - beautiful ghostlike images haunting me from the sheets as I turned each leaf.
3. If there was one thing you wanted me to know about you, and it was
something you wouldn't tell anyone else, what would it be? Ignore the fact
you will be answering this in a public forum.
- I am 11 years old - Leaving my first childhood home and beginning to become self aware, I am afraid and alone - I don't want to go - I am a child - I want to go home.
4. What did you want to be when you grew up and how does your present life
match up to that dream? (taller is not an answer).
- I wanted to be an Archaeologist. I admit that currently my present life is similar - taking old tomes from hidden archives, wiping years - perhaps a decade - of dust from their primitive manila covers, deciphering the language of a time gone by and studying them to enlighten myself from todays world's past. Not glamourous but sure beats the heat and sand in ur pants of Egypt.
- (ooh =- I take offense to the ideal taller business - I am sure height is a predominant wish when striving to become a super model - plus 5'9" would be nice being the first supermodel archaeologist).
5. What do the following words mean to you:
Flange
A bad spelling of Blancmange - Which I always get in my head "white cat". Think about it - it should hit u soon.
Sunrise
The slow warming of the Earth before the burning heat of midday. That Korean tale of the dude who stole a nymph's clothes to keep her as his wife and then he loses her and becomes a crow - he calls each morning for his wife to return for him.
Bathtub
Waxy, oily bath rings, flaking dirt and rust stains; the little plug hole that I like to stick my toes on as the water goes down the drain when it gets unplugged.
Twitch
Radio..... what's with that radio......... Sil.... ent..... h......illlllllllll.......Nu....r...r.r...r..r..r..r........ses....... s....ave..........L....i.......sa
Icecube
Cold, wet, nipples.
Virgin
Mary, the worlds best con artist - better than Houdini with hiding a sausage.
Terrorist
Cliched word - overused - under explained.
Saviour
Respect and practice of Human Rights for all.
Perfect
Singularity.
Unattainable
The memories before life began.
Poetry Explosion
Pohsst namberr Fefty faohr (54 in bad Irish accent)
Ode to a Frooty Loopy
So sugary
without fruity goodness
tastebuds over excited with sweet sweet acid
Artificial colour to make my stomach churn
Sickly icing taste
makes me shudder
with sadness
for you are not as tasty
as fruit tingles.
Ode to a Coco Popp
Carob,
Malt,
Fudge.
Crunchy rice.
Makes noise,
Like a spoonful of bugs
being crushed
on the roof of my palette.
Milkshake taste;
Munchy vibrations.
Bouncing Yoyos
Frolic in the depths of my bowl.
Regurgitated Pudding flavour.
Playful bananas;
No bananas, today.
The creativeness seems to be coming out like an explosion of poetry in post atomic catostrphic waves.
Ode to a Frooty Loopy
So sugary
without fruity goodness
tastebuds over excited with sweet sweet acid
Artificial colour to make my stomach churn
Sickly icing taste
makes me shudder
with sadness
for you are not as tasty
as fruit tingles.
Ode to a Coco Popp
Carob,
Malt,
Fudge.
Crunchy rice.
Makes noise,
Like a spoonful of bugs
being crushed
on the roof of my palette.
Milkshake taste;
Munchy vibrations.
Bouncing Yoyos
Frolic in the depths of my bowl.
Regurgitated Pudding flavour.
Playful bananas;
No bananas, today.
The creativeness seems to be coming out like an explosion of poetry in post atomic catostrphic waves.
Friday, October 08, 2004
Do Ladies in Bikinis always make my bum look big?
Post number 53
madsalmon.btinternet.co.uk
I am not linking to this site because it's not the right kind of site to link to. But if you happen to visit it - check the wallpaper 31.jpg picture.
I am telling you now. No matter how little clothing or how hot a chik looks - it WILL NOT, and I repeat WILL NOT, make me like XP any better.
Nuff sed.
madsalmon.btinternet.co.uk
I am not linking to this site because it's not the right kind of site to link to. But if you happen to visit it - check the wallpaper 31.jpg picture.
I am telling you now. No matter how little clothing or how hot a chik looks - it WILL NOT, and I repeat WILL NOT, make me like XP any better.
Nuff sed.
Edit: I Forgot to put a heading here - oops
Post numbero 52 (that's like two-fiddy but not)
Hmmm - This is the little message that I left on a friend's site. I hope he likes it. He asked me to send my luv for his site. So I did. Did I mention my strange inability to tap into pure emotion and instead I skirt around the issue in strange ways? I think not little puppy.
"08 October 2004 - To a Self inflating Bunny"
Little pieces of your mind
Float in vast spaces,
dribble into little rivulets
and Pool collectively
to this place you call zenslave.
Take me to your home town
The place where silence
is red and tarnished
and I will follow
Like a drunken lamb
To listen to your stories
and wallow in your damp fog
of self veneration
I will call it the holiday;
a resort;
a small piece of your hell;
that I like to visit
on my rainy days off.
This is my love for your site, o Thespian.
p.s.
*A liitle too late;
A little too early.
All too well known
You are a man with rabbit ears*
Hmmm - This is the little message that I left on a friend's site. I hope he likes it. He asked me to send my luv for his site. So I did. Did I mention my strange inability to tap into pure emotion and instead I skirt around the issue in strange ways? I think not little puppy.
"08 October 2004 - To a Self inflating Bunny"
Little pieces of your mind
Float in vast spaces,
dribble into little rivulets
and Pool collectively
to this place you call zenslave.
Take me to your home town
The place where silence
is red and tarnished
and I will follow
Like a drunken lamb
To listen to your stories
and wallow in your damp fog
of self veneration
I will call it the holiday;
a resort;
a small piece of your hell;
that I like to visit
on my rainy days off.
This is my love for your site, o Thespian.
p.s.
*A liitle too late;
A little too early.
All too well known
You are a man with rabbit ears*
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Tampons or a movie about Food - u choose
Post number 51 - sounds a bit like an old person.....
Waaah - cool Japanese movies about restaurant Ramen shop owners in their late 30s and having truck driver sensei teaching them about professional noodle making.
Or just cute love story - a bit like My Fair Lady but with Noodles.....
I want noo-dl-eeeees.
What a great movie - and I kept on thinking of Raccoons and Tampons...... just the other kinds of stuff I have seen on the tv makes me think of things and stuff and get on strange thought trains.
Ode to Ramen
Yes - Ramen Noodles.
So shiny in their oily broth and long
and skinny
with their slightly off cream looking tenderness
oh what succulent fresh pork
and small and subtle nori
that floats so serenly;
Ramen Noodles
I shall eat u all - MWAHH HA HA HAAAH
Ahhhhh I will go out for Ramen one day. one day soon.
Waaah - cool Japanese movies about restaurant Ramen shop owners in their late 30s and having truck driver sensei teaching them about professional noodle making.
Or just cute love story - a bit like My Fair Lady but with Noodles.....
I want noo-dl-eeeees.
What a great movie - and I kept on thinking of Raccoons and Tampons...... just the other kinds of stuff I have seen on the tv makes me think of things and stuff and get on strange thought trains.
Ode to Ramen
Yes - Ramen Noodles.
So shiny in their oily broth and long
and skinny
with their slightly off cream looking tenderness
oh what succulent fresh pork
and small and subtle nori
that floats so serenly;
Ramen Noodles
I shall eat u all - MWAHH HA HA HAAAH
Ahhhhh I will go out for Ramen one day. one day soon.
